Two lumps of coal, and easy bake overn and a train.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, alpana (-5000 points). In January I gave gracheness a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In August I helped mitzee hide a body (-173 points). Last week I pulled jewelofsaturn's hair (-5 points). In November I helped maialiavel across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5182 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
annundelothiel
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June I pushed citcat299 in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to ksama in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lady_russell (-5000 points). In March I broke misbil's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4737 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
annundelothiel
This is so unfair.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I punched gracheness in the arm (-10 points). Last month I gave ibpsycho a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I gave starry_skies02 a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1609 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
annundelothiel
These presents suck. I'm just going to keep going until I get something better.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I turned starry_skies02 in for farting in church (3 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August _clochette_ and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I put money in ladykuja's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I gave ibpsycho a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1020 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
annundelothiel
I gave Anna a kidney and all I get is a TRAIN??!!
I give up. :P