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Apr 21, 2005 19:06

so we have to do this gay learning project in pysch
and we have to teach something..
so jimmy, vinny and john ( are all white )
got up there to teach us how to rap.
we had to pick a topic we'd like to rap about
and they went around the room to everyone.
i said different strokes because
it was the first thing that came to my mind.
then we had to make up a rap about it.
mine went like this:
sucka, what you talkin bout willis?
i got a best friend, i call him killis.
hes so le awesome
once, i shawt a pawesome.
SUP REPRESENT THAT !!
driver's ed was like ehh..i drove to fast..
i snaked! i paralled once. FUCKING GAY.
and we got into the parking lot of where we have theory
and my teacher wanted me to park in reverse between two cars
and im like no i cant do that im going to hit the other cars.
and hes like put it in reverse and turn the wheel all the way to
the right
and i put it in park in the middle of the lot
and said i wasnt going to because i was going to hit the cars.
and he put his foot on the break on his side
and put the car in reverse and he said go
and i said no im not doing it
and he said go and i said no im not going to do it!
so he turns the wheel all the way to the right
and says im going to let go of the break now
and i said okay and put my foot on the break
and hes like go and im like no im not going to
and hes like just do it and i'm like no
and the guys were hysterical in the back seat.
and hes like you can do it
and im like no
hes like just do it
so i did. and we were safe.
and we read an article
about this guy who got really fucked up on alcohol
and went to sea world
and got butt nekked
and attempted to fuck a whale
umm he got killed.
and it was really fucking funny.
i don't know it was funny, i joked around with the guys and john.
oh how i hate the north and other girls who go to my school
besides sami of course.
theres like 4 more of these bullshit session
then this fucking bitch (yeah hi thats me)
is getting her goddamn license.
<3
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