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[andunie_heir]

*Is quite done with plotting, thank you very much. Has a plan, oh yes.*

And it's the best plan evar! Well, maybe not the most original plan in the world but it'll work! It's quiet, they'll never expect anything. Hehehe. >:)

*Dons a cunning disguise, goes to the cafe and lies in wait for his prey.*

EDIT: *has a hostage.*twitches happily as he

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[gimilkhad]

*comes by for his usual morning coffee, so he can be suitably caffinated before scowling at the newspaper*

[andunie_heir]

Aha! Right on time, predicatble old bastard...now, just need to unobtrusively maneuver closer...

[gimilkhad]

*opens the paper and is just about to start reading when he wonders why Elentir is creeping around in a pair of Groucho Marx glasses*

. . .

He's really gone this time.

[andunie_heir]

*cackles*

[gimilkhad]

>.<

ELENTIR SON OF NUMENDIL, MUST YOU DISTURB MY MORNING WITH YOUR TOMFOOLERY?!

[andunie_heir]

*Takes off the disguise*

You knew it was me!? *twItCH*

[gimilkhad]

*eyeroll*

Of COURSE I knew it was you, do I look stupid? Was there something you wanted? >:|

[andunie_heir]

Erm, well, yes and yes. >:D

[gimilkhad]

*drums his fingertips on the table*

What? >:|

[andunie_heir]

Well, it's to do with that horse over there.

[gimilkhad]

*looks round*

What horse?

[andunie_heir]

*takes out a cudgel while your head is turned and bashes in said head*

The horse I'll be using to transport you to my secret hideout, dumbass. >:D

*unceremoniously carts you away*

[gimilkhad]

*comes to some time later in an unfamiliar room with his hands and feet bound*

*Through the blinding headache, finally manages to register that he's been kidnapped*

*groans* This is so embarrassing.

[andunie_heir]

I brought your paper. :D

*Waves it in front of your face*

[gimilkhad]

Thank you.

Just what do you intend to achieve by all of this?

[andunie_heir]

Simple! I send your dear boy a message telling him I have you and that if he wants to see you again, he has to come alone and unarmed or you get your throat slit.

I mean, if his FATHER is threatened, he's bound to do what I say, he wont' take a risk...then I take out this cross bow and shoot him. :D