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[andunie_heir]

*Reads the paper, starting at the back with the sports pages*
*Gets to the obits fairly quickly*
*glances over them then double-takes*

OMGWTFBBQLOL?!?!

*Runs over to see his brother*
*waves the paper*

HOLY SHIT, PHARAZON'S DEAD!

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My life has no meaning.

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[_amandil]

. . .

YOU FINALLY KILLED HIM???!!???

[andunie_heir]

Huh? NO. I wish. It was that Melda-me-me...*checks the paper for the pronounciation* Meldamelisse person.

[_amandil]

*grabs the paper from you*

. . .

:(((

[andunie_heir]

*plonks down with a sigh*

*mutters* Now what am I going to do?

[_amandil]

:(

Find a new hobby. ;_;

[andunie_heir]

*blinks*

>.<

Oh you are NOT crying over him?

[_amandil]

Oh bugger off. >:\

[andunie_heir]

Do I need to remind you how badly he fucked us both up?

[_amandil]

I don't want to hear it. How the Mandos am I ever going to get into his pants NOW?

[andunie_heir]

*Folds his arms and huffs*

I just fail to see how you can be so cut up about the bloke who murdered YOUR ONLY BROTHER.

At least I've got a better chance of getting into his wife's pants now...hey, now THERE'S a new hobby!

[_amandil]

I'm over that. I tried to kill him when I heard, but you were too busy being a lunatic to notice.

Now that's classy- your hubby's dead, hey? We can screw now, right?

[andunie_heir]

Oh just like that? What about loyalty?

Well, it'd be a little more subtle than that but essentially, yeah.

[_amandil]

Get off of it, will you?

It doesn't exactly matter anymore.

[andunie_heir]

*le sigh*

*Hazards giving you a comforting pat on the back*

I'm sorry you're sad about him but I still think he was a total douche who deserved it.

[_amandil]

*sniffles* Yeah yeah yeah. Eru, you're a broken record.