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Apr 27, 2005 22:43

Cradle2Enslave6: whats up
theplastichearts: nothing freaked out lol
Cradle2Enslave6: whitney, when your poop comes out runny its ok, that's just diareah it happens sometimes when your sick. See sometimes illnesses affect your body in other ways, like causing your intestines to not absorb enough water, and that;s why your get diareah. All you gotta do is drink lotsa water to stay hydrated and Immodium AD works wonders
theplastichearts: LOL
theplastichearts: wellll that wasnt it..this time..
theplastichearts: haha
Cradle2Enslave6: oh
Cradle2Enslave6: ok well let me explain that blood coming from your vagina
theplastichearts: that was last month
theplastichearts: lol you're off today
Cradle2Enslave6: hmm
Cradle2Enslave6: you didnt grow a giant penis on your forehead did you?
theplastichearts: lol noo
Cradle2Enslave6: well im all out of ideas

Apparently I've lost my touch.

but I redeemed myself later on with Kendra when I taught her the secret to life:

Cradle2Enslave6: I mean I DO like sports
Cradle2Enslave6: just not enough to spend hours on it
Cradle2Enslave6: when I could spend that time being more of a computer fag or trying to get better at guitar
Cradle2Enslave6: or masturbating ::shrugs::
basspunkjunkie: lol yeah when in doubt
Cradle2Enslave6: when in doubt...whip it out
Cradle2Enslave6: that's my philosophy
basspunkjunkie: haha thats great
Cradle2Enslave6: I mean that works in other situations
Cradle2Enslave6: like those awkward convos with new girlfriends
Cradle2Enslave6: stuck in a long period of silence?
basspunkjunkie: haha aw dont go there
basspunkjunkie: when in doubt WHIP IT OUT!! YEAH!!
Cradle2Enslave6: now your catchin on
basspunkjunkie: oh lord

awesome
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