...more of me bitching about work
So I've been at the job for 2 months exactly now. So far the highlight has definitely been doing the foreclosure on Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch:
and having Fox News calling me constantly because my name's on the contact, only to have my boss pick up the phone and start singing "Beat It" before hanging up on them.
but it sucks that my commute went from this:
to this:
but it rules that my bank account went from this:
to this:
Honestly it's pretty miserable. Working 8am-5pm Monday-Friday might not sound that bad to most people, but it's just not the way I function. What happened to "working a 9 to 5"? I would LOVE to start work at 9. But fuck it, hopefully this is just temporary to get me relocated and then I'll figure something else out from there. Serious though fuckin monotonous boring miserable work. Watching hundreds of people lose their homes every day because they couldn't afford that last $3,000 payment on their dream house in Modesto or some shit. On the other hand, I do get a lot of public figures losing their homes. Usually if the house is worth over $10 million or so, I'll google them and find that they fucked over tons of poor people and are now losing their homes due to fines and stuff like that.
The other somewhat redeeming thing is coming across funny names, such as:
YVETTE HARDON
BERTRAM HISCOCK (BERT RAM-HIS-COCK)
MARIA JUANA
GUSTAVO MORON
BRANDY COCAGNE (Brandy & Cocaine)
SONNY MANY-WANGS
ANGEL THOR
This one is just cute, but - HUIE D LOVELADY A SINGLE MAN
Here's a picture of me SLAM DUNKIN the Hendersen Account
but besides that, I went to the Long Beach Aquarium:
saw some jellyfish
and a leafy sea dragon (that's not a plant it's an animal!!!)
and a mudskipper
and we saw sharks DOING IT in the touch tank!!!!!!!
and Zoe is cool and my bike is cool.
and having Fox News calling me constantly because my name's on the contact, only to have my boss pick up the phone and start singing "Beat It" before hanging up on them.
but it sucks that my commute went from this:
to this:
but it rules that my bank account went from this:
to this:
Honestly it's pretty miserable. Working 8am-5pm Monday-Friday might not sound that bad to most people, but it's just not the way I function. What happened to "working a 9 to 5"? I would LOVE to start work at 9. But fuck it, hopefully this is just temporary to get me relocated and then I'll figure something else out from there. Serious though fuckin monotonous boring miserable work. Watching hundreds of people lose their homes every day because they couldn't afford that last $3,000 payment on their dream house in Modesto or some shit. On the other hand, I do get a lot of public figures losing their homes. Usually if the house is worth over $10 million or so, I'll google them and find that they fucked over tons of poor people and are now losing their homes due to fines and stuff like that.
The other somewhat redeeming thing is coming across funny names, such as:
YVETTE HARDON
BERTRAM HISCOCK (BERT RAM-HIS-COCK)
MARIA JUANA
GUSTAVO MORON
BRANDY COCAGNE (Brandy & Cocaine)
SONNY MANY-WANGS
ANGEL THOR
This one is just cute, but - HUIE D LOVELADY A SINGLE MAN
Here's a picture of me SLAM DUNKIN the Hendersen Account
but besides that, I went to the Long Beach Aquarium:
saw some jellyfish
and a leafy sea dragon (that's not a plant it's an animal!!!)
and a mudskipper
and we saw sharks DOING IT in the touch tank!!!!!!!
and Zoe is cool and my bike is cool.