updating and dating and dates
dating: yes. updating: yes. dates--yes, i've had some today, thank you.
did y'all know that there are only so many days left in this year? soon, it will be another new year and we can make resolutions once more, keep with them and just continually improve ourselves as so many perfect androids being built to sex people in las vegas--i hear that is going on these days, sexual robot people that las vegas enjoys unleashing on drunken tourists after they get married at four in the morning, before denny's grand slam, but after body shots with rico, the gay and loud bartender at the shipwreck bar & package. the androids, as i understand it, work for tips and lube.
my resolution this year was to stop getting in so many fights. and less drinking and driving--mothers seem to hate that shit. tell you what: make bars that are next door to my house (or make my house a bar) and we can talk then. parking is so easy; i know how to use a blinker; speeding is for saps; and seat belts save lives--just cause i have had a few doesn't mean i am going to text and drive, as that is the real killer these days. bitches. man.
did y'all know that there are only so many days left in this year? soon, it will be another new year and we can make resolutions once more, keep with them and just continually improve ourselves as so many perfect androids being built to sex people in las vegas--i hear that is going on these days, sexual robot people that las vegas enjoys unleashing on drunken tourists after they get married at four in the morning, before denny's grand slam, but after body shots with rico, the gay and loud bartender at the shipwreck bar & package. the androids, as i understand it, work for tips and lube.
my resolution this year was to stop getting in so many fights. and less drinking and driving--mothers seem to hate that shit. tell you what: make bars that are next door to my house (or make my house a bar) and we can talk then. parking is so easy; i know how to use a blinker; speeding is for saps; and seat belts save lives--just cause i have had a few doesn't mean i am going to text and drive, as that is the real killer these days. bitches. man.