Monty Python babble/A warning of what to come
Two things: FIRST- Monty Python babble. There is this BRILLIANT sketch called "Flying Lessons" that Alex told me about. You can read the script here
I made an icon:
Second: Warning of what to come:
Long story short, I mentioned to my father that there were about 12 people who read this community (that aren't Alex and me) (without actually mentioning the existence of the community but more talking about something vague while meanwhile mentally referring to this community) (There are actually 13 people who watch the community that aren't us).
He said "Do you call them your apostles?"
Answer: "We do now!"
I am going to assign an apostle to each one of you. I don't care if you aren't Christian. I'm not Christian. I will not assign Judas to anyone I don't know, because that would be mean. I'll assign him to someone I do know, which would probably be meaner, but oh, well.
Who are Alex and I? Half Jesus, of course. I at first wanted Alex to be Mary Magdaline because I'm the Jewish one and Jesus = Jewish, but for SOME reason he didn't want to be. Maybe it was the whore part. Maybe it's because he has read The DaVinci Code. It is a mystery.
Speaking of Mary, one of you will be her too, cos she totally would've been an apostle except she was a woman. Bet you were wondering with what I'd do with the 13th person.
I will make you banners/icons too! You don't have to use the icons, but it'd be nice if you at least put the banners up.
You might ask "What if people see the banners/icons/other banners/whatever and decide to join? What then? WHAT THEN?" The answer is simple- saints! There are a lot, so we don't have to worry about running out.
NOTE: this is all in good fun. I don't think I'm Jesus. Alex doesn't think he's Jesus. We don't think you guys are our devoted followers. (If you are, that's great, so don't stop devotedly following because I said that.) If you are in any way offended by this because of your religious beliefs, tell me and I'll give you a really good one, like James "the Great" or something.
I made an icon:
Second: Warning of what to come:
Long story short, I mentioned to my father that there were about 12 people who read this community (that aren't Alex and me) (without actually mentioning the existence of the community but more talking about something vague while meanwhile mentally referring to this community) (There are actually 13 people who watch the community that aren't us).
He said "Do you call them your apostles?"
Answer: "We do now!"
I am going to assign an apostle to each one of you. I don't care if you aren't Christian. I'm not Christian. I will not assign Judas to anyone I don't know, because that would be mean. I'll assign him to someone I do know, which would probably be meaner, but oh, well.
Who are Alex and I? Half Jesus, of course. I at first wanted Alex to be Mary Magdaline because I'm the Jewish one and Jesus = Jewish, but for SOME reason he didn't want to be. Maybe it was the whore part. Maybe it's because he has read The DaVinci Code. It is a mystery.
Speaking of Mary, one of you will be her too, cos she totally would've been an apostle except she was a woman. Bet you were wondering with what I'd do with the 13th person.
I will make you banners/icons too! You don't have to use the icons, but it'd be nice if you at least put the banners up.
You might ask "What if people see the banners/icons/other banners/whatever and decide to join? What then? WHAT THEN?" The answer is simple- saints! There are a lot, so we don't have to worry about running out.
NOTE: this is all in good fun. I don't think I'm Jesus. Alex doesn't think he's Jesus. We don't think you guys are our devoted followers. (If you are, that's great, so don't stop devotedly following because I said that.) If you are in any way offended by this because of your religious beliefs, tell me and I'll give you a really good one, like James "the Great" or something.