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[andshesaid]

the venus swimwear catalog (somehow i'm on the mailing list?) should be renamed ALL OF OUR MODELS HAVE NOSEJOBS. one of my secret talents is that i can instantly spot a rhinoplasty. living on long island allows me to hone my talent, since well, there isn't exactly a scarcity of plastic noses

Comments

You have no such talent.

[superchunker]

You thought I had a nose job!

Re: You have no such talent.

[andshesaid]

i still believe that you do, don't be ashamed, it's nice - unlike the revolting noses on the venus girls.

[mischieviousone]

In Sanibel Island in April, there was this fat white trash woman who I guess thought she didn't feel the need to buy a thong, she instead gave herself this humongous wedgie and walked around on the beach. It was even better when she sat in the water spread-eagle style. Glorious!

[tastybacon]

question, do you think sheryl crow has had a nose job recently, or is it the new superwhite teeth of hers that are making her look really different?

also, melissa etheridge, new nose, or just bad makeup?

[alnie]

let me see that thong... justine

[nirvanaqueen22]

Most of the people who wear thong bathing suits should really not be showing all that much anyway.

Random fact: I recently was told that half my family had nose jobs. I always wondered why that side of the family was so attractive.