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Inara: "What was the cargo?"
Mal: "They were dolls."
Inara: "They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!"
Mal: "People love those!"
Inara: "And what exactly was out net profit on the famous wobbly-headed doll caper?"
Mal: "Our cut? So you're in the gang now?"
Inara: "Well, since I can't find work as a Companion, I might as well become a petty thief like you!"
Mal: "Petty?"
Inara: "I didn't mean petty."
Mal: "What did you mean?"
Inara: "Suo-SHEE?"
Mal: "That's Chinese for petty."
River: "No power in the 'verse can stop me."
Mal: "And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling."
River: "It's okay, Early. I'm going with you."
Simon: "River, what are you-"
River: "Don't belong. Dangerous. Like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everybody could jusst go on without me, not have to worry. People could be who they wanted to be, could be with the people they wanted... Could live simple. No secrets."
Simon: "No."
River: "And I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And then I'll just fade away."
Mal: "So you're okay. Well, yeah. Why wouldn't you be?"
Inara: "I wouldn't say I'm entirely okay. I'm a little apalled at her taste."
Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define 'interesting'."
Wash: "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"
Mal: "This is the Captain, we have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may have some slight turbulence, and then, explode."
Jayne: "Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
River: "Jayne is a girl's name."
Jayne: "Well, Jayne ain't a girl! If she starts on that 'girl's name' thing, I'm a show her good an' all I got man parts."
Simon: "I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not coming."
River: "Also, I can kill you with my brain."
Jayne: "I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking."
Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking."
Kaylee: "Yes sir, Captain Tightpants."
Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
Zoe: "So, trap?"
Mal: "Trap."
Mal: "You all were watching, I take it?"
Kaylee: "Yes."
Mal: "Did you see us fight?"
Kaylee: "No."
Mal: "Trap."
Inara: "Mal."
Mal: "I got no answers for you, Inara. I got no rudder. Wind blows north, I go northerly. That's who I am. Now maybe that ain't a man to lead, but they ahve to follow. So you wanna tear me down, do it inside your own head."
Inara: "I'm not trying to tear you down."
Mal: "But you fog things up. You always have. You spion me about. I wish like hell you was elsewhere."
Inara: "I was."
Wash: "It's okay. I'm a leaf on the wind."
Mal: "What does that mean?!"
Simon: "I mean to say."
Kaylee: "Hell with this. I'm gonna live!"
Simon: "She always did like to dance."
River: "I swallowed a bug."
Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
River: "It's just an object, it doesn't mean what you think."
River: "They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky and remember what they are."
Simon: "I hate to leave."
River: "You won't. You take care of me, Simon. You've always taken care of me. My turn."
Mal: "Servicing crew now?"
Inara: "In your lonely pathetic dreams."
Deleted Scenes, but I still love them;
Mal: "Ready to go to work, darlin'?"
River: "There's no pattern to the pebbles ehre. Completely random. I tried to count them but you drove too fast. Hummingbird."
Mal: "Right. Great. Let's go."
Mal: "Why did you leave?"
Ina: "Why didn't you ask me not to?"