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LEARNING HEBREW
[Goybert greets Yoshi]:
"Hello Yoshi, I heard you know Hebrew."
"Yes I do," replied Yoshi.
Goybert: I was wondering what the Hebrew for he is.
Yoshi: Hu.
Goybert: Not anyone in particular. I just wanted to know: what is he?
Yoshi: Hee is she.
Goybert: Who?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: I thought you said he is she.
Yoshi: Yes, that is correct.
Goybert: What is correct?
Yoshi: Hee is she.
Goybert: I have no idea what you said. Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: I don't want to know who he is. Now I want to know what she is in Hebrew.
Yoshi: Hee.
Goybert: He who?
Yoshi: Yes that is correct. But hee is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: Why do you keep asking me "who is he?"
Yoshi: I thought you were asking me what he is in Hebrew.
Goybert: Me?
Yoshi: That is who.
Goybert: Who is me?
Yoshi: No, hu is he. Mee is who.
Goybert: I don't want to know who you are. I want to know who is he?
Yoshi: That is correct.
Goybert: But I have no idea what I am saying.
Yoshi: But you say it so well.
Goybert: Who me?
Yoshi: Why are you asking me who he is?
Goybert: No, I'm asking you what is he.
Yoshi: Hee is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: I am very lost. Me is who? Who is he? He is she?
Yoshi: Very good. You said that very well.
Goybert: What did I say?
Yoshi: Mee is who, hu is he, and hee is she.
Goybert: Well if you must know, you are crazy, I don't know who he is, and if she is a he, I sure don't want to know her!
[Goybert greets Yoshi]:
"Hello Yoshi, I heard you know Hebrew."
"Yes I do," replied Yoshi.
Goybert: I was wondering what the Hebrew for he is.
Yoshi: Hu.
Goybert: Not anyone in particular. I just wanted to know: what is he?
Yoshi: Hee is she.
Goybert: Who?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: I thought you said he is she.
Yoshi: Yes, that is correct.
Goybert: What is correct?
Yoshi: Hee is she.
Goybert: I have no idea what you said. Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: I don't want to know who he is. Now I want to know what she is in Hebrew.
Yoshi: Hee.
Goybert: He who?
Yoshi: Yes that is correct. But hee is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: Why do you keep asking me "who is he?"
Yoshi: I thought you were asking me what he is in Hebrew.
Goybert: Me?
Yoshi: That is who.
Goybert: Who is me?
Yoshi: No, hu is he. Mee is who.
Goybert: I don't want to know who you are. I want to know who is he?
Yoshi: That is correct.
Goybert: But I have no idea what I am saying.
Yoshi: But you say it so well.
Goybert: Who me?
Yoshi: Why are you asking me who he is?
Goybert: No, I'm asking you what is he.
Yoshi: Hee is she.
Goybert: Who is she?
Yoshi: No, hu is he.
Goybert: I am very lost. Me is who? Who is he? He is she?
Yoshi: Very good. You said that very well.
Goybert: What did I say?
Yoshi: Mee is who, hu is he, and hee is she.
Goybert: Well if you must know, you are crazy, I don't know who he is, and if she is a he, I sure don't want to know her!