Ode to the Parking Nazi
So ya, I woke up to day and felt pretty good. I went outside and it was a beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky, a cool breeze; just beautiful. So I figured I would go see my advisor today and get my summer class schedule squared away. As I was walking back to my car after seeing my advisor I happen to see this yellow blur next to the foot of my tire.
From there the day went downhill.
A boot. No, not just a boot, a fucking boot. As I look at it I happen to look two cars down and there she was. Sitting there laughing with another of her kind. I just stood there glaring at them while I called Colin to come get me. So I get to the police station and ask them why the hell I had a boot on my car. After all, I only had 1 ticket this whole semester and it takes 10 tickets to receive a boot. The conversation went something like this:
Andru: I have a boot on my car and I'd like to know why because I only had 1 ticket this whole semester.
Queen Nazi: Oh well, you had 10 tickets previously
Andru: Those were paid for months ago.
Queen Nazi: Blah blah, I'm such a nazi, blah blah it's a new policy now, even if they are paid for you still get a boot.
Andru: this is bullshit!
Queen Nazi: By the way it now costs $35 instead of $25 to have the boot removed!
Andru: But....
Queen Nazi: Have a nice day!
I would like to thank you parking nazis for making my day so much better. If anyone happens to see giant black swasticas painted on the parking trucks, it wasn't me.
From there the day went downhill.
A boot. No, not just a boot, a fucking boot. As I look at it I happen to look two cars down and there she was. Sitting there laughing with another of her kind. I just stood there glaring at them while I called Colin to come get me. So I get to the police station and ask them why the hell I had a boot on my car. After all, I only had 1 ticket this whole semester and it takes 10 tickets to receive a boot. The conversation went something like this:
Andru: I have a boot on my car and I'd like to know why because I only had 1 ticket this whole semester.
Queen Nazi: Oh well, you had 10 tickets previously
Andru: Those were paid for months ago.
Queen Nazi: Blah blah, I'm such a nazi, blah blah it's a new policy now, even if they are paid for you still get a boot.
Andru: this is bullshit!
Queen Nazi: By the way it now costs $35 instead of $25 to have the boot removed!
Andru: But....
Queen Nazi: Have a nice day!
I would like to thank you parking nazis for making my day so much better. If anyone happens to see giant black swasticas painted on the parking trucks, it wasn't me.