May 09, 2006 20:53
Grocery Store Time Zones
6:00am - 9:00am :
Commuters, baking-deficient parents
9:00am - 12:00pm :
Stay-at-home parents, pre-school field trips
12:00pm - 3:00pm :
Retirees, firefighters, self-employed
3:00pm - 6:00pm :
Young singles, after-work shoppers
without kids
6:00pm - 9:00pm :
Exhausted parents with screaming children
9:00pm - 12:00am :
Partygoers, baking parents, mothers taking a break
3:00am - 6:00am :
Substance abusers, Tourists
Except that we aren't open after 9pm. So pretty much the last ones get crammed in at 8.50pm.