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I was laughing so hard at lunch today because Mearen and I were talking about purposely jamming a pop bottle up someone's vagina through their pants and being like "Whooooops. What the fuck was I doing? I don't know what the fuck--" and then quickly unscrewing the cap so the liquid is pouring out to the ground and it will be code red moutain dew. It will be a endless pour too.