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Sep 09, 2009 21:21

Watching Ilana play Final Fantasy VII the other day, and suggest she take the submarine to the sunken ship, Gelnika, to get some good items and maybe do some leveling, but warn her that the enemies will be difficult.

So, anyway, she gets there and ends up fighting a weird levitating sea creature with tentacles (I can't recall the name), but what is noteworthy about this story is that the sea creature has a move called 'creepy touch' where it rubs it's tentacles up and down a party member's body, but other than that it does absolutely no damage whatsoever. I find this really funny, especially since I didn't remember it from my first play through all those years ago.

So, Vincent is getting hand raped by this thing, and really it's only Vincent, and afterward Ilana goes into the inventory screen to heal, and she's like "why does Vincent have sadness cast on him?" and really the only reason I could think of, and also voiced, was that if I just got molestered by a fucking sea demon, I'd be pretty sad, too.

So, remember, guys-- even in video games, no means no.
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