My soul will explode, scattering blood and hatred throughout the Universe.
Universe is capitalized because I hold it in very high regard. Anyways, I'm going to go nuclear if I don't get this off my chest.
NCIS is the worst show ever. The shittiest, campiest, most mind-numbing, cheesiest, most ridiculous, worst-written, horribly acted, waste-of-TV-executive-money, convert-me-to-Mormonism, please-stab-me-in-the-ear-with-a-fork TV show ever.
What. The. Fuck.
I love TV. I fucking love it. I like quirky fuckin' shows.
But what the FUCK is this?? It hurts my head and soul. It's like...a crime drama?? But imagine a crime drama twisted in overstated stereotypes and conservative humor and performed by outcasts of the Bakersfield Melodrama. I've only seen like fifteen minutes of it my whole life, but it seriously makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.
I'm sure it's supposed to be cheesy. "Tongue-in-cheek." "Quirky." But just because something is "supposed" to suck, doesn't excuse it from SUCKING.
Even worse, I searched online to find other people that share my opinion, and I can find none. Everyone loves it. WTF People really buy DVDs of this shitty ass show. Like people work, drive their paychecks down to the bank, then swipe their debit cards to buy NCIS DVDs.
I would rather make a money noose.
I have lost ALL faith in humanity today. It's probably the worst day of my life.
Thanks NCIS. For making me want to eat rusty razor blades.
NCIS is the worst show ever. The shittiest, campiest, most mind-numbing, cheesiest, most ridiculous, worst-written, horribly acted, waste-of-TV-executive-money, convert-me-to-Mormonism, please-stab-me-in-the-ear-with-a-fork TV show ever.
What. The. Fuck.
I love TV. I fucking love it. I like quirky fuckin' shows.
But what the FUCK is this?? It hurts my head and soul. It's like...a crime drama?? But imagine a crime drama twisted in overstated stereotypes and conservative humor and performed by outcasts of the Bakersfield Melodrama. I've only seen like fifteen minutes of it my whole life, but it seriously makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.
I'm sure it's supposed to be cheesy. "Tongue-in-cheek." "Quirky." But just because something is "supposed" to suck, doesn't excuse it from SUCKING.
Even worse, I searched online to find other people that share my opinion, and I can find none. Everyone loves it. WTF People really buy DVDs of this shitty ass show. Like people work, drive their paychecks down to the bank, then swipe their debit cards to buy NCIS DVDs.
I would rather make a money noose.
I have lost ALL faith in humanity today. It's probably the worst day of my life.
Thanks NCIS. For making me want to eat rusty razor blades.