ribs
let me tell you that i have a fuck load of stuff on my mind.
i'm home for tomorrow, but i don't have to work until monday night.
i'm thinking about just staying here all weekend and forgetting all prior engagements.
but i don't know yet.
also i've grown some balls. pretty sure i'm going to also make a complete A HOLE of myself.
i'm home because jen is graduating from college. i'm so proud of her. but we have to leave the house for god damn ceremony thing at 7:30 a.m. and guess what time it is right now, 4:35. yes that is awesome. i'm going to feel like death when i have to get up in oh...two wee hours.
i drove straight in and met lauren and rachel at hammerheads. lauren was totally fucked. and let me just say it was the funniest thing i've seen in a while. i love her so much that it hurts my rib meat. 100 percent laughter from beginning to end. even though i got into town at like 2:20 this morning. so we only got to spend a good quality 45-50 minutes together. she made rachel and i go to the bathroom with her and stand in the stall whilst she pissed. then stood up and called eddie with her pants down through the entire conversation. she was like when i see you eddie, i'm going to kiss you right in the mouth and tongue. hahahaha. oh my jesus. she for real had her jeans down around her ankles standing in this stall for a good twenty minutes. i had to pull her pants up for her. she was like, i'm going leave these pants down and the only person in the entire world i wanted to talk to with my pants down is you eddie. i love her.
but i guess i'm going to try an sleep now. but it probably wont happen. god knows i don't like to sleep.
i'm home for tomorrow, but i don't have to work until monday night.
i'm thinking about just staying here all weekend and forgetting all prior engagements.
but i don't know yet.
also i've grown some balls. pretty sure i'm going to also make a complete A HOLE of myself.
i'm home because jen is graduating from college. i'm so proud of her. but we have to leave the house for god damn ceremony thing at 7:30 a.m. and guess what time it is right now, 4:35. yes that is awesome. i'm going to feel like death when i have to get up in oh...two wee hours.
i drove straight in and met lauren and rachel at hammerheads. lauren was totally fucked. and let me just say it was the funniest thing i've seen in a while. i love her so much that it hurts my rib meat. 100 percent laughter from beginning to end. even though i got into town at like 2:20 this morning. so we only got to spend a good quality 45-50 minutes together. she made rachel and i go to the bathroom with her and stand in the stall whilst she pissed. then stood up and called eddie with her pants down through the entire conversation. she was like when i see you eddie, i'm going to kiss you right in the mouth and tongue. hahahaha. oh my jesus. she for real had her jeans down around her ankles standing in this stall for a good twenty minutes. i had to pull her pants up for her. she was like, i'm going leave these pants down and the only person in the entire world i wanted to talk to with my pants down is you eddie. i love her.
but i guess i'm going to try an sleep now. but it probably wont happen. god knows i don't like to sleep.