You know that thing about job titles? Where it's seen as degrading to actually say what you do?
If you haven't seen this already, it's effing hilarious! And
this one? If you've had HIV for 9 years, getting your girlfriend pregnant and infecting her is not reasonable. Neither is a sting of relationships - and probably infections - littering your past. Throw away the keys, and don't bother feeding him more than stale bread & water... 'Til he dies of malnutrition - sorry, but this bloke is so selfish it makes me angry...