Baths vs. Swimming
You want to know why I hate baths? Because I love swimming! I paddle through the currents like a locomotive. But you can't swim in the bathtub, man! It's like going to the best pizza place in town and being told you can only eat salad! I want to swim! I want to dive head first into the sea and feel the bubbles tingle my tummy like tanning lotion. I want to touch sea weed and smell the water's salty musk. How can baths compare??!!