First Entry
Ok so I kind of like this journal concept except for the fact that.. IT IS EXTREMELY FUCKING HARD/CONFUSING TO CUSTOMIZE THE BITCH. I just wanted something like everyone else had. I made it.. and it looked gay. So I had my maid (not a real maid) do the layout for me lol.
2nd hour - They called us all down to turn in our 12th grade signup sheets for our classes. I forgot mine at home because I am a dumbass so I had to stay in the classroom with the other dumbasses and I actually got some work done. Then they all came back and this kid Javier had a whoopy cushion... and he kept pumping it up and squeezing it and it was so funny. Then everyone thought it was me who farted and it made it even funnier. My teacher was like 'I RIPPED A BIG ONE WHEN I WAS OVER THERE! AND I AIMED IT RIGHT AT JAVIER AND ANDREW!' Cochrane is such a fucking weirdo... got to love him though because I have an A :-). Also there is this pakistan man named Awais in the class and he is so amusing. The other day we were reading and we were doing that 'popcorn' shit where you read and than pick the next person. So I picked him and he had to read and it was funny. Everyone thought I was mean :-(.
4th hour - We did a lab... and this BIG black bahama mama kept sticking this glass tube thingy in my ass so I just went along with it and made it funny. The whoopy cushion kid is also in that class.. good stuff. I don't understand what we did in our lab though because my lab partners are fucking morons. Its this kid brad who is really dumb, this kid Joey who weighs like 270 and is bigger than anyone (not really all fat though, he benches like 300), and this little black man named isaac. That class is fun.
5th hour - Wow this lady is fucking psycho. No reason why, she is just really wired like shes been up the whole night snorting lines. We took this test and this girls phone kept going off.. but it was not a regular phone, it was a newer high tech phone that played partial songs. So out of no where it would just go 'YOU'VE GOT IT BAD WHEN SOMEONE SOMETHING BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH' and it played part of that song like 6 times. Teacher was getting pissed.
Lunch - Lunch is always... Lunch.
6th hour - P.E. is always fun. I got a C in it last quarter because i got a 40 out of 100 on a notebook check because I fuck around too much. Played basketball than went outside. Our teacher vanished the whole class. He is a big fat man with no neck and a little head. He's got grey hair and he is like 27 ;x.
Wow this journal entry is kind of long. I kind of like this shit ;x. So um on the way to school these 2 civics pull up next to me on glades road. I am in middle lane (its a 3 lane road). Light turns green, I go and spin out some in first gear, then fucking take off from em. I shut it down around 60 - 65 because I don't want to kill myself. I've already raced up to 110 on that road, plus they were civics... not much competition. Don't you just love it when you beat someone bad and you stop and they keep flooring it and go behind you and get right on your ass and you go a little faster and they go around you and act like they won... Good stuff. Then I went down and made a U-Turn because I don't wait in the left turning lane for 10 minutes like everyone else. When I made the U-Turn I guess I hit it a little hard and my car like spun around it. It was cool ;x. Last night I was on my patio and I heard a SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOM BOOM SLAM BAM WAM fucking noise. So I go in my car and see what the fuck happened and the back of this camry got fucked up lol. Good stuff. Hm.. what else... what else... Don't you hate it when you try and jerk off and your mom like knocks on your door and starts talking to you. I hate that shit. Blah, I don't have to work again till Friday. On Friday I think I am going to Moroso after work for midnight madness. I don't know if I am going to run my car. I got a raise at Target.. I make 6.75 an hour now buahahaha. Ok so I think I am done writing because I've written like a lot. So I think I will end this with a Fuck you and have a nice day....
2nd hour - They called us all down to turn in our 12th grade signup sheets for our classes. I forgot mine at home because I am a dumbass so I had to stay in the classroom with the other dumbasses and I actually got some work done. Then they all came back and this kid Javier had a whoopy cushion... and he kept pumping it up and squeezing it and it was so funny. Then everyone thought it was me who farted and it made it even funnier. My teacher was like 'I RIPPED A BIG ONE WHEN I WAS OVER THERE! AND I AIMED IT RIGHT AT JAVIER AND ANDREW!' Cochrane is such a fucking weirdo... got to love him though because I have an A :-). Also there is this pakistan man named Awais in the class and he is so amusing. The other day we were reading and we were doing that 'popcorn' shit where you read and than pick the next person. So I picked him and he had to read and it was funny. Everyone thought I was mean :-(.
4th hour - We did a lab... and this BIG black bahama mama kept sticking this glass tube thingy in my ass so I just went along with it and made it funny. The whoopy cushion kid is also in that class.. good stuff. I don't understand what we did in our lab though because my lab partners are fucking morons. Its this kid brad who is really dumb, this kid Joey who weighs like 270 and is bigger than anyone (not really all fat though, he benches like 300), and this little black man named isaac. That class is fun.
5th hour - Wow this lady is fucking psycho. No reason why, she is just really wired like shes been up the whole night snorting lines. We took this test and this girls phone kept going off.. but it was not a regular phone, it was a newer high tech phone that played partial songs. So out of no where it would just go 'YOU'VE GOT IT BAD WHEN SOMEONE SOMETHING BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH' and it played part of that song like 6 times. Teacher was getting pissed.
Lunch - Lunch is always... Lunch.
6th hour - P.E. is always fun. I got a C in it last quarter because i got a 40 out of 100 on a notebook check because I fuck around too much. Played basketball than went outside. Our teacher vanished the whole class. He is a big fat man with no neck and a little head. He's got grey hair and he is like 27 ;x.
Wow this journal entry is kind of long. I kind of like this shit ;x. So um on the way to school these 2 civics pull up next to me on glades road. I am in middle lane (its a 3 lane road). Light turns green, I go and spin out some in first gear, then fucking take off from em. I shut it down around 60 - 65 because I don't want to kill myself. I've already raced up to 110 on that road, plus they were civics... not much competition. Don't you just love it when you beat someone bad and you stop and they keep flooring it and go behind you and get right on your ass and you go a little faster and they go around you and act like they won... Good stuff. Then I went down and made a U-Turn because I don't wait in the left turning lane for 10 minutes like everyone else. When I made the U-Turn I guess I hit it a little hard and my car like spun around it. It was cool ;x. Last night I was on my patio and I heard a SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOM BOOM SLAM BAM WAM fucking noise. So I go in my car and see what the fuck happened and the back of this camry got fucked up lol. Good stuff. Hm.. what else... what else... Don't you hate it when you try and jerk off and your mom like knocks on your door and starts talking to you. I hate that shit. Blah, I don't have to work again till Friday. On Friday I think I am going to Moroso after work for midnight madness. I don't know if I am going to run my car. I got a raise at Target.. I make 6.75 an hour now buahahaha. Ok so I think I am done writing because I've written like a lot. So I think I will end this with a Fuck you and have a nice day....