May 23, 2005 19:57
So today i woke up n took a wanna be gangsta. I gots out n ta mah suprise a deer was stand'n right infront of me. I had seen this homey before, she was married ta Bulwinkle. So being a brotha of Rocky n Bulwinkle I kicked her out wit mah steel fizzle ta help you tap dat ass. I was like i dizzont need ta deal wit this shiznit at 6:15 in tha morn'n. But i am glad that is ova. So i git dressed n eat breakfast. I walked ta tha ride ta find. tha fuck'n deer they again, n i though "fuck miznan, this be tha longest day eva" So i wizzle ta fizzay blizzock n mah playa was eat'n her arm so i walked out. Mr. T was hatin' mizzath it was cool. Then I dizzelt wit ROthenbach he acused me of cutt'n school with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Wanna Be Gangsta rapped n i did not listen. I wizzent ta cizzall M-to-tha-izzatt n his breezee dawg was he pissed . They call me tha black folks president. I was rapping n thdea comes out of tha phoine . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. So i kizzay it out of tha third floor of tha shoo` ta see it run over by a motorcizzles 2 ciznars, n some kid hump'n it . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. nizzle i W-to-tha-izzent home ta find out rutledge riides our bus agains :( Tizzle I git homefeed mah dogg dogg food ta find deer all over mah hizouse i iced T-H-to-tha-izzem all n sent them ta a gangsta house ta help you tap dat ass.