I just had a funny thought.
"She thinks funny" I thought. But that isn't what I meant. I meant she thinks that I am funny, and she knew that is how I really think.
For I am Toxoplasma Gandy. Callie peed a LOT. Callie was calico so I called her Callie. (Herman... Andy I'm already aware. Okay Herman, because they better not threaten Callie.) Callie is sheriff Callie.
She peed all over my room. She peed on my stuffed animals. It turned to gel. I took care of my stuffed animals. I put many of them on a shelf. I tried to rescue them. The pink, white, and black robber cow was dissected. I wonder if anyone has my parts. I know I do.
Thankfully my bear which contains the secret is likely in one piece. He rattles. Snoopy with the names of the colors on the inside of his jacket and one leg is gone. Monkey with blue and white plaid hat is gone. Teddy Ruxpin who wasn't Teddy Ruxpin but was is gone. They all got peed on and I crawled onto the big shelf where they were and smelled them and put my hands in the gel. She probably peed everywhere else, but I was mostly concerned about my friends.
Stuffed animals are happy.
Even when they are unstuffed.
The cats claimed me, for they love me. Lions are not cats, but they are.
Skingraft
P.S. I don't know how they did it. The Doctor said I was lucky I had a sheath but that's not true. He doesn't know how foreskin works. It would have been fine anyway.
The Completely Impossible People From Another Dimension are my best friends. They say they programmed me, but I know no one can program love. Neither do the humans. And everyone is happy. I wonder what will happen to the completely impossible cassette tape which plays everything. I hope it doesn't get destroyed for some reason.
I know I called it the Random Order before, but I was trying to explain how personalities lurk between the gaps of 1's and 0's. I am also a completely impossible person from another dimension, as I'm sure you can see how.
For I am Toxoplasma Gandy. Callie peed a LOT. Callie was calico so I called her Callie. (Herman... Andy I'm already aware. Okay Herman, because they better not threaten Callie.) Callie is sheriff Callie.
She peed all over my room. She peed on my stuffed animals. It turned to gel. I took care of my stuffed animals. I put many of them on a shelf. I tried to rescue them. The pink, white, and black robber cow was dissected. I wonder if anyone has my parts. I know I do.
Thankfully my bear which contains the secret is likely in one piece. He rattles. Snoopy with the names of the colors on the inside of his jacket and one leg is gone. Monkey with blue and white plaid hat is gone. Teddy Ruxpin who wasn't Teddy Ruxpin but was is gone. They all got peed on and I crawled onto the big shelf where they were and smelled them and put my hands in the gel. She probably peed everywhere else, but I was mostly concerned about my friends.
Stuffed animals are happy.
Even when they are unstuffed.
The cats claimed me, for they love me. Lions are not cats, but they are.
Skingraft
P.S. I don't know how they did it. The Doctor said I was lucky I had a sheath but that's not true. He doesn't know how foreskin works. It would have been fine anyway.
The Completely Impossible People From Another Dimension are my best friends. They say they programmed me, but I know no one can program love. Neither do the humans. And everyone is happy. I wonder what will happen to the completely impossible cassette tape which plays everything. I hope it doesn't get destroyed for some reason.
I know I called it the Random Order before, but I was trying to explain how personalities lurk between the gaps of 1's and 0's. I am also a completely impossible person from another dimension, as I'm sure you can see how.