Star Wars What Really Happened
Star Wars What Really Happened
ANDY VAN BERKUM·TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2017
thx star wars? Clones. Thought.seems same galaxy, would improve quality. Clone wars? What being cloned do people. Emperor offer all solutions. Would like see Yoda fight. Mace Windu? Not limited. Vision. Anakin Obi Wan like cowboys lost on dusty planet, think funny that no mission when sent on mission. Who organize mission?Sith. Keep Obi Wan and Anakin away. No offense actor play Anakin. Envision Anakin most easy going guy in world. Imagine Anakin get tricked into think Padme in trouble when Padme safe and unaware. Think lava scene genuine. Overcome fear, anakin seduced. Emperor change Anakin. Implied turn into machine? What empire is, technology. Sorts. Thnk bow to. What Anakin Vader suit do Anakin? Tragedy. LUKE SAVES even technology overcome by power of force within. Hopes will.
First movie what have so far, maybe ask Todd help, already has. Sith sense that young Anakin on Tatooine using force. As fly by? Something. Sense the goodness. Darth Maul go hunt Anakin. Young Skywalker too fast, also hunting Darth Maul. Anakin see Darth wearing hood at canteen, bar? Jedi sense disturbance in force on Tatooine. Narrow escape Anakin. But Darth Maul see. Anakin know. Anakin hurry get on speedbike. Anakin zoom away. Darth Maul soon give chase. Darth Maul catch Anakin in canyon pass. About strike Anakin down when Obi Wan appear, stop lightsaber in tracks. Sand people come to aid. Darth Maul flee. Qui Gon appear? Where was he? Take Anakin home to mother. All know so far.
Only Yoda know clones evil. Otherwise seem like good people. Really dark masters. Yoda fight. Idea.
Younger Han stuck on Wookie home planet. Wookie hate humans. Chewbacca decide humans champs, rescues Han from wookies. Wookies impressed, decide help humans.
Lava scene, Anakin so angry. Just like a lump there in the firey firey ground, head straight down on ground. Try use force to kill Obi Wan, can't because know is friend. Obi Wan must leave, nothing he can do. Anakin rage. Emperor take advantage. Use Darth suit control Anakin's impulses. What is thy bidding my master.