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[andrewisdead]

i always feel like i am sitting on my wallet even when
i am not.  phantom wallet syndrome. its not that its so
full of cash that it becomes a bother, but its like a half
an inch thick so it always feels like its there.

oh. i was sitting on my smokes. bad move.

i am still waiting for my tricky dick fun money. i need
this damn money to fix my car and put up a fence and
get an ugly dog i can name either;

a.) logan as in det. logan of criminal intent fame.
b.) mr. stitches
c.) lenny as in det. lenny briscoe of law and order fame
d.) wade wilson i.e. deadpool.

i am going to teach him to bite crackheads and feed
mainly off of bastard children and take no guff from
any swine but me. is that so wrong? some jackass
has been coming every night asking for smokes and
a soda just because he as cool with my brother.  the
dog will learn to eat his genitals. he shouldnt breed.