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[andrewebber]

Can't sleep.

Counting ballerinas.

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[skazz]

And I am strangly enough awake at this godsforsaken hour.

[andrewebber]

Yeah, huge surprise there, kid.

Good to see you around on this thing again.

[skazz]

I am sticking my tongue out at you.

Likewise, babe. We both disappeared for ages.

[andrewebber]

So I noticed.

sucked.

Sticking your tongue out? Very mature. Nice to know you're gonna be a stately wizard, right?

I c'n think of better things you could be doing with it.

[skazz]

...perish the thought. I'd have to grow a beard for one thing. Can you imagine me in a beard?

You have a one-track mind. Did I ever tell you that, babe?

[andrewebber]

Don't think it'd suit you. I'd have to stop calling you kid, for one.

You mighta done. I was too busy thinking about sex to listen.

[skazz]

I would feel most queer if you did.

...I can't win.

[andrewebber]

Queer, is it?

Against my sex drive? NEVER!

[skazz]

Yes.

So should I just concede defeat and never ever take the collar off?

[andrewebber]

Not a word used around here often. Save as an insult.

...gods. Please.

[skazz]

Ah, well.

Even in the bath? Honestly, babe, it would get stained.

[andrewebber]

'slife.

I'll buy you more.

[skazz]

True. It's not a word that gets used around here much either.

...and what was this about your precious reputation? Something about you being a bad-ass?

[andrewebber]

Well it wouldn't be, would it?

Watch out or I'll get you a lead, too.

[skazz]

Indeed not.

What an interesting image...

Buy my a lead, Andre, and I will tie you up with it. I promise.

[andrewebber]

What with wizards being how they are about those things.

...

I'm going shopping. First thing tomorrow.