It is possible that my brain is functioning at less than full efficiency

[andrewducker]

Andy (staring at the internet): Apparently bacon works really well when fried

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[erindubitably]

XD

I inadvertently said 'sex poker' yesterday because I couldn't think of strip poker in time for the words coming out of my mouth.

[guybles]

That's almost a classic Freudian slip.

[erindubitably]

It certainly takes the guesswork out!

[kalimac]

I wouldn't have thought it was possible to fry an avocado. My guess would have been it'd just disintegrate.

My own glitch is to be unable to think of the perfectly ordinary word to describe what I'm thinking of. I'd look at the purple bear, think of the purple bear, want to speak of the purple bear, but be unable to dredge up either the word "purple" or the word "bear" to describe what I was thinking of the image of.

[drdoug]

Discussing unusual activities with an avocado reminds me of this: http://oglaf.com/incubus/ (strip marginal, site NSFW)