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bart_calendar February 26 2016, 12:01:38 UTC
If he's not the zodiac killer why has he not addressed the issue?

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andrewducker February 26 2016, 12:03:37 UTC
Exactly. A nice firm declaration should do it. "I did not kill anyone in the 1960s. Or the 1970s."

Then people could relax!

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bart_calendar February 26 2016, 12:05:43 UTC
Right?

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gonzo21 February 26 2016, 12:14:19 UTC
In fairness I feel the declaration would not be complete if he clarified it for the 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s and put down a firm commitment that he wasn't planning on opening a murder basement in the White House in the future too.

Just. You know. The guy looks shifty.

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drdoug February 26 2016, 12:41:42 UTC
I reckon he didn't kill anyone but he doesn't want to say that so he doesn't look weak compared to Trump.

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gonzo21 February 26 2016, 12:42:48 UTC
Ha. Yes. :)

The second Cruz says he's not a serial killer, Trump will come out and say he's slaughtered hundreds of dirty immigrants with his own bare hands, and experience another huge boost in the ratings.

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skington February 26 2016, 13:55:05 UTC
Matt Taibbi put it best: "Cruz certainly has an odd face - it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint"

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gonzo21 February 26 2016, 16:55:05 UTC
I did not realise Trump was married to an immigrant.

I guess the blonde-haired blue-eyed female immigrants are acceptable immigrants.

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skington February 26 2016, 13:53:22 UTC
That's a blatant attempt to pander to Doctor Who fans by mentioning the UNIT dating controversy, but he fucked up - he should have said "the 1970s or 1980s". His campaign is now doomed.

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a_pawson February 26 2016, 13:17:24 UTC
Maybe he is planning to do a Trump. If he comes out and claims he is, his poll ratings may go up.

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