Interesting Links for 06-05-2015
- If I were Prime Minister I'd give tax cuts to the rich, keep Trident, and get my football team wrong (hilarious)
(tags: politics Scotland funny ) - The Future of Civil Partnership in Scotland - have your say!
(tags: relationships law marriage Scotland ) - Princess named after three people Charles hates
(tags: royalty funny satire names ) - Beards: Not ( Read more... )
oohooh, I have some too! Lots of "are you really going to eat *that*?!?" (yes, it is my dinner, there is no other food (er, except the biscuits I sneaked in) and supper will be late and horrid; besides vegetable stew is nice). "Did you really make that" (no, the bloody ELVES made it. Yes, I did in fact make it; this is especially obvious if is part made and I am working on it in front of you. Yes, I can sew WITH MY HANDS it's like MAGIC and shit; no, most things sewn by hand 400 years ago were not shit, they were great, and they fitted right) "aren't you hot in that" (no hotter than you are in your plasticy shirt, wool breathes) "why do you hide your hair" (because God said that modest women cover their hair, also because I don't want fire smuts in my hair and PS the shower here suck)
The worst (2nd hand story) was when some fuckwit pointed a (fortunately not loaded) musket *at his girlfriends face* and pulled the trigger. A blank firing at that range would cause serious burns (we don't actually have any musket balls). Dude, DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE'S GUNS. Although the dude who left the gun where it could be grabbed got a bollocking for that too...
People who are really super interested though... that's why I keep doing it :)
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