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danieldwilliam April 24 2014, 14:56:33 UTC
My mum will be delighted by the elevation of the Cornish to the status of officially despised humorous ethinic group. It will make being ignored by London so much nicer for her.

*singing* "and shall Trelawny live? and shall Trelawny die, a hundred thousand Cornishmen will know the reason why?"

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andrewducker April 24 2014, 14:58:42 UTC
Step 1: Independent Scotland
Step 2: Independent Wales
Step 3: Independent Cornwall
Step 4: Tell the English to surrender, they're surrounded.

(Step 0, of course, happened in 1916.)

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danieldwilliam April 25 2014, 09:57:43 UTC
I am reminded of a conversation I imagine didn't take place between Camilio Cavour and Victor Emmanuel after Garibaldi "liberated" southern Italy and presented it to Victor Emmanuel.

Garbaldi: Your Majesty, I present you Italy Entire.

Cavour: (coughs and looks uncomfortable on his horse.)

VE: (sotto voce) Cavour old boy, is there any way I can say thanks but no thanks?

Cavour: (sotto voce) Alas, your majesty, I fear not. (To Garbaldi) Thank you Senor Garbaldi, I'm sure a medal will be in the post just as soon as we've invented one suitable for such an achievement.

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andrewducker April 25 2014, 10:21:17 UTC
I imagine that running such an alliance would keep some people very busy indeed :->

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hfnuala April 25 2014, 18:20:26 UTC
Ireland got independence in 1922 - once they'd realised guerrilla (terrorist in today's parlance) tactics would work better than sitting in the centre of the populace as a sitting duck for the gun boats.

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andrewducker April 26 2014, 10:30:17 UTC
True, it got it in 1922 - I was dating things from the Easter Rising, as "kicking things off" but if I'm doing that it would be just as reasonable to date it from 1914.

(I was taught bugger all about Irish history in school, and have been reading around it a bit over the last couple of days. Still woefully undereducated though.)

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ipslore April 27 2014, 16:24:52 UTC
Alternate Step 4: Independent England.

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andrewducker April 27 2014, 16:38:27 UTC
It could happen. I'd love to see a more federal model. But the Lib-Dems pushed for that for decades with no success.

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