Can you tell what it is yet? (It's a poll!)

[andrewducker]

Assuming a group of touchscreen devices, each of which is capable of making phone calls, surfing the web, etc., of the following sizes, how would you describe them?

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Comments

[bart_calendar]

Simple rule of thumb: If it's smaller than the average penis it's a phone. If it's penis sized or larger it's a tablet.

[andrewducker]

Now there's a heuristic I can stand behind!

[bart_calendar]

Wait until I show the ladies my eight inch phone.

[andrewducker]

Dammit! No making me giggle in the office!

[octopoid_horror]

What if you had a very small penis, or an abnormally large one? Are we talking average penis or personal penis, as it were?

[channelpenguin]

wait, you mean 8" *isn't* average? :-)