Happy 5 PART TWO
The halfday was worthless except for the P-hut buffet which consisted of:
1: Pope falling
2: Me ignoring Pope completely after he said something about me
3: The waiter being amazing by making fun of pope and giving him the bill
Wednesday Night: Pep rally....I squeezed into my ceremonial Verona Kinderkickers youth small tee and I was good to go....I tied betcher for homecoming prince even though we dont have a dance or anything homecoming really...were princes of nothing I left my rose in lennys care and just never got it back....the rest of the rally was pretty bad it had the usual like half hour skit put on by the cheerleaders that no one understand or is entertained by and that was it.
Afterwards was Danielle's it was ok.....nothing further....no need to comment
Woke up early the next morning to witness us slaughtering CG in the Thanksgiving Game
Which brings me to thanksgiving itself....one wassurprisingly more disfunctional than the usual gatherings of my mom and the in-laws.....my mom got crunked and that shall we say loosened her tongue a bit...she usually just implies her fights but this time full on fisticuffs....she yelled at my grandma to mind her business and got in an argument with everyone else about dan or something...I dont know I find it best to turn my brain off to save me from trauma.....
The dinner itself was messed up as expected....I was surprised to have turkey and though maybe normal this time? nope...my uncle had the turkey shippd to him by ups so that he could have a certificate of authenticity...and he proceeded to show us all the certificate...CERTIFICATE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT like we wont believe what were eating is turkey..."oh this is turkey??..thank god for that certificate of authenticity..thats an extra 100 bucks well spent" turns out it was turkety # 7,086...seriosuly though go to shop rite and buy a freakin butterball....
Every thanksgiving classic was somehow hippified and perverted:
The stuffing had liver and like other un-namable stuff in it
The potatoes werent just potatoes but accompanied by rutabegas and beets
the cranberry sauce was "seasoned" by tangerine juice and god knows what
But then there was completely made up sides that should not exist...
rice and dates....? are you kidding?
i dont remember what it was called spanish something----basicallyjust a grab bag / potpourri of anything found in the kitchen ...i think there were beans...raisins...tofu..and there mightve been cap n crunch in it im not sure....
the secret ingredient to dinner wasnt love....it was botchulism
oh well....the night closed with my moms typical hour and a half rant on the ride home...I thank my dell pod for getting me out of that tight squeeze
Friday went to yet another concert with Koes and Gallo. We went to RexPlex to see Hawthorne Heights and A Static Lullaby. Its a good venue because while bedlight for gay eyes played we just sat on the cruisin exotica machine which eerily had a picture of this indian guy who looked just like me...dont ask me why or how but it was f-ed up
So we saw Hawthorne Heights they were alright....I like a fe wof their songs but i dont like them that much....I enjoyed when they played Blue Burns Orange and Ohio is For Lovers but i didnt really get into their set...then we got to see ASL...i was pissed at the amount of people who left after hawthorne heights....the place almost cleared out and a static lullaby was 15 time better than HH but whatever...just allowed me to have a better time and get closer.....they intro to the TEAM AMERICA theme song and just fuck shit up...opened with annuniate while you masticate then..joe the lead singer jumped into the crownd right next to me during love to hate hate me and i had valuable mic time.....and it was amazing they just pumped up the energy the whole time playing some new unreleased ones as well as....a sip of wine, lipgloss and letdown, the shooting star that destroyed us all, charred fields of snow, and withered...they closed with Radio Flyer....and i got on stage and serenaded Joe with the outro....it was great...suffered minor head injuries but great
Which takes us to Saturday....started out at Kerry Fitzmaurices? yea i dont know either? won some money in poker that was a score...but I wanted to leave there as soon as possible after the game...we went to Dunkin Donuts and later found our way at Katies....it became a lot like wednesday...althgouh different...no comment nothing further
Well that wraps up everything important...no everyone can stop bothering me about updating….no one will probably read it anyway
XOXOXOLOVEXOXOXOXOCEPPOSXOXOX
1: Pope falling
2: Me ignoring Pope completely after he said something about me
3: The waiter being amazing by making fun of pope and giving him the bill
Wednesday Night: Pep rally....I squeezed into my ceremonial Verona Kinderkickers youth small tee and I was good to go....I tied betcher for homecoming prince even though we dont have a dance or anything homecoming really...were princes of nothing I left my rose in lennys care and just never got it back....the rest of the rally was pretty bad it had the usual like half hour skit put on by the cheerleaders that no one understand or is entertained by and that was it.
Afterwards was Danielle's it was ok.....nothing further....no need to comment
Woke up early the next morning to witness us slaughtering CG in the Thanksgiving Game
Which brings me to thanksgiving itself....one wassurprisingly more disfunctional than the usual gatherings of my mom and the in-laws.....my mom got crunked and that shall we say loosened her tongue a bit...she usually just implies her fights but this time full on fisticuffs....she yelled at my grandma to mind her business and got in an argument with everyone else about dan or something...I dont know I find it best to turn my brain off to save me from trauma.....
The dinner itself was messed up as expected....I was surprised to have turkey and though maybe normal this time? nope...my uncle had the turkey shippd to him by ups so that he could have a certificate of authenticity...and he proceeded to show us all the certificate...CERTIFICATE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT like we wont believe what were eating is turkey..."oh this is turkey??..thank god for that certificate of authenticity..thats an extra 100 bucks well spent" turns out it was turkety # 7,086...seriosuly though go to shop rite and buy a freakin butterball....
Every thanksgiving classic was somehow hippified and perverted:
The stuffing had liver and like other un-namable stuff in it
The potatoes werent just potatoes but accompanied by rutabegas and beets
the cranberry sauce was "seasoned" by tangerine juice and god knows what
But then there was completely made up sides that should not exist...
rice and dates....? are you kidding?
i dont remember what it was called spanish something----basicallyjust a grab bag / potpourri of anything found in the kitchen ...i think there were beans...raisins...tofu..and there mightve been cap n crunch in it im not sure....
the secret ingredient to dinner wasnt love....it was botchulism
oh well....the night closed with my moms typical hour and a half rant on the ride home...I thank my dell pod for getting me out of that tight squeeze
Friday went to yet another concert with Koes and Gallo. We went to RexPlex to see Hawthorne Heights and A Static Lullaby. Its a good venue because while bedlight for gay eyes played we just sat on the cruisin exotica machine which eerily had a picture of this indian guy who looked just like me...dont ask me why or how but it was f-ed up
So we saw Hawthorne Heights they were alright....I like a fe wof their songs but i dont like them that much....I enjoyed when they played Blue Burns Orange and Ohio is For Lovers but i didnt really get into their set...then we got to see ASL...i was pissed at the amount of people who left after hawthorne heights....the place almost cleared out and a static lullaby was 15 time better than HH but whatever...just allowed me to have a better time and get closer.....they intro to the TEAM AMERICA theme song and just fuck shit up...opened with annuniate while you masticate then..joe the lead singer jumped into the crownd right next to me during love to hate hate me and i had valuable mic time.....and it was amazing they just pumped up the energy the whole time playing some new unreleased ones as well as....a sip of wine, lipgloss and letdown, the shooting star that destroyed us all, charred fields of snow, and withered...they closed with Radio Flyer....and i got on stage and serenaded Joe with the outro....it was great...suffered minor head injuries but great
Which takes us to Saturday....started out at Kerry Fitzmaurices? yea i dont know either? won some money in poker that was a score...but I wanted to leave there as soon as possible after the game...we went to Dunkin Donuts and later found our way at Katies....it became a lot like wednesday...althgouh different...no comment nothing further
Well that wraps up everything important...no everyone can stop bothering me about updating….no one will probably read it anyway
XOXOXOLOVEXOXOXOXOCEPPOSXOXOX