Meerkat Manners~
For Christmas this year, Santa fed my entire family a 15-kiloton nuclear bomb, then told this funny joke that we all laughed at. Little did we know, the bomb was set to blow at the first sound of laughter.
After that, Santa Claus masturbated on the freshly-exhumed corpse of a woman down the street who died recently at the healthy age of 93, from complications associated with the hip surgery she had several months ago. Then he fed that mess to me.
I gobbled that shit up.
After that, Santa Claus masturbated on the freshly-exhumed corpse of a woman down the street who died recently at the healthy age of 93, from complications associated with the hip surgery she had several months ago. Then he fed that mess to me.
I gobbled that shit up.