evidently, im not from buffalo.
aight so i was online and i came across this website that had all these jokes about buffalo. and if u think there funny or u kno what there talkin about then ur a true buffalonian...but i hardly kno any of them.
1. When speaking "the" precedes the number or name of any highway (The Scajaquada, The 33, The 290)
Snow tires come standard on your car.
-I guess I do that.
2. You can identify an "Alden" accent.
-I have no fucking idea.
3. You have gotton frost bitten and sunburned in the same weekend
-Never happened to me.
4. "Down south" means Gowanda
-Actually it means like Florida or Georgia.
5. You bake with "soda" and drink "pop".
-That is true.
6. Stop/Slow/Yield Signs..are suggestions.
-I don't drive but if i did, i would probly actually stop if there was a stop sign.
7. You can hold an entire conversation on the best place to go for wings, a fishfry or pizza.
-La Nova fo sho.
8. You see nothing wrong with watching fireworks downtown on July 2nd.
-I personally enjoy seeing them on July 4th cuz thats definitly the only time they have them.
9. You not only know what the terms "snowbelt" and "lake effect" mean - you use them on a daily basis.
-I guess thats sorta tru in the winter.
10. You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions.
-What the hell is that?
11. You live within 1 mile of a bowling alley.
-Can't say I do.
12. Not only do you know what it is... but you look forward to "Dingus Day"
-I kno what it is cuz im polish but i dont look forward to it at all.
13. You never put your winter jacket away for the summer.
-I actually do put it away.
14. You like to order beef on "weck" and are always surprised when someone doesn't know what "weck" is.
-I've never actually ordered it from anywhere but i have had it a few times.
15. You drive over 70mph on the Thruway and pass on the right.
-Once again, i dont drive but im guessing i wouldnt drive faster then that unless i had to be somewhere and i probly would pass on the left like ur sposta.
16. You leave your ski lift tickets on your jacket year round.
-I cut them off actually.
17. You know how to pronouce, Scajaquada, Cheektowaga and Depew.
-Yes i do kno how to pronounce them.
18. The rest of the country is snowbound in the worst blizzard of the century, but you still have to walk your kids to the corner to catch the school bus.
-Actually if it was the worst blizzard of the century, we would probly have school off as well.
19. You think nothing of crossing an international border for Chinese Food.
-Naw, ive never gone to canada specifically for chinese food.
20. The acid rain is clearer than your drinking water.
-Personally, i would rather drink my tap water.
21. When you stop and ask for directions ... you expect to get them.
-Well ya, im sure if anyone stopped for directions they're hoping the person knows them.
22. You don't think Canada is to the north ... you know it's to the West.
-Actually, i think of it to the north mainly becuase it is.
23. You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round.
-If i had one, i would probly take it off considering it doesnt snow in the summer.
24. You have a favorite Greek restaurant.
-Can't say i do.
25. When someone says they are from "the City" - you ask "Which one?"
-Actually, i realize they are talking about Buffalo.
26. You think Jimmy Griffin is a "real" politician
-I think he used to be the mayor but i wouldnt kno why hes not a real politician.
27. You can compute a wind chill "factor"
-This, i can do.
28. You eat Orange Chocolate.
-I just had some the other day but that was like maybe the 3rd time in my life.
29. You don't have to attend the Friendship Festival to hear it!
-WTF is the friendship festival?
30. You know the difference between imported and real Canadian beer.
-Nope, i dont.
31. You have not been on the "Maid of the Mist" - unless you had out of town company.
-Actually i went with my family like 10 years ago...i had to support the ferrell family.
32. You've dined at "Theodore's on the Lake".
-Never heard of it.
33. You immediatley change the channel when you hear "Hi! this is Goldie Gardner...".
-Who the fuck is that?
34. The winter carnival gets rained out.
-Never happened to me.
35. You call them "Pilot Field" and the "Aud" - no matter what the signs say.
-Actually, i call it 'dunn tire park'.
36. You define summer as three months of bed sledding.
-WTF is bed sledding?
37. Your kids have watched Sesame Street - in French and Spanish.
-Personally, ive only watched it in english, considering thats the language i speak.
38. You don't get a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors.
-One time i had it and could stop coughing then my dads like 'its not that strong' n he drank it and coughed n then my mom drank some n coughed.
39. "Gridlock" means driving home from a football game.
-Very true. I also think of a tupac movie.
40. You wince when someone uses the abbreviation "OJ".
-Nope, i dont wince at all.
41. "Rapid Transit" means hitting all the green lights.
-never heard that term.
alright so out of 41 jokes about buffalo, i agree with 8 of them. apperently i should get the hell outta buffalo cuz im not a true buffalonian.
1. When speaking "the" precedes the number or name of any highway (The Scajaquada, The 33, The 290)
Snow tires come standard on your car.
-I guess I do that.
2. You can identify an "Alden" accent.
-I have no fucking idea.
3. You have gotton frost bitten and sunburned in the same weekend
-Never happened to me.
4. "Down south" means Gowanda
-Actually it means like Florida or Georgia.
5. You bake with "soda" and drink "pop".
-That is true.
6. Stop/Slow/Yield Signs..are suggestions.
-I don't drive but if i did, i would probly actually stop if there was a stop sign.
7. You can hold an entire conversation on the best place to go for wings, a fishfry or pizza.
-La Nova fo sho.
8. You see nothing wrong with watching fireworks downtown on July 2nd.
-I personally enjoy seeing them on July 4th cuz thats definitly the only time they have them.
9. You not only know what the terms "snowbelt" and "lake effect" mean - you use them on a daily basis.
-I guess thats sorta tru in the winter.
10. You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions.
-What the hell is that?
11. You live within 1 mile of a bowling alley.
-Can't say I do.
12. Not only do you know what it is... but you look forward to "Dingus Day"
-I kno what it is cuz im polish but i dont look forward to it at all.
13. You never put your winter jacket away for the summer.
-I actually do put it away.
14. You like to order beef on "weck" and are always surprised when someone doesn't know what "weck" is.
-I've never actually ordered it from anywhere but i have had it a few times.
15. You drive over 70mph on the Thruway and pass on the right.
-Once again, i dont drive but im guessing i wouldnt drive faster then that unless i had to be somewhere and i probly would pass on the left like ur sposta.
16. You leave your ski lift tickets on your jacket year round.
-I cut them off actually.
17. You know how to pronouce, Scajaquada, Cheektowaga and Depew.
-Yes i do kno how to pronounce them.
18. The rest of the country is snowbound in the worst blizzard of the century, but you still have to walk your kids to the corner to catch the school bus.
-Actually if it was the worst blizzard of the century, we would probly have school off as well.
19. You think nothing of crossing an international border for Chinese Food.
-Naw, ive never gone to canada specifically for chinese food.
20. The acid rain is clearer than your drinking water.
-Personally, i would rather drink my tap water.
21. When you stop and ask for directions ... you expect to get them.
-Well ya, im sure if anyone stopped for directions they're hoping the person knows them.
22. You don't think Canada is to the north ... you know it's to the West.
-Actually, i think of it to the north mainly becuase it is.
23. You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round.
-If i had one, i would probly take it off considering it doesnt snow in the summer.
24. You have a favorite Greek restaurant.
-Can't say i do.
25. When someone says they are from "the City" - you ask "Which one?"
-Actually, i realize they are talking about Buffalo.
26. You think Jimmy Griffin is a "real" politician
-I think he used to be the mayor but i wouldnt kno why hes not a real politician.
27. You can compute a wind chill "factor"
-This, i can do.
28. You eat Orange Chocolate.
-I just had some the other day but that was like maybe the 3rd time in my life.
29. You don't have to attend the Friendship Festival to hear it!
-WTF is the friendship festival?
30. You know the difference between imported and real Canadian beer.
-Nope, i dont.
31. You have not been on the "Maid of the Mist" - unless you had out of town company.
-Actually i went with my family like 10 years ago...i had to support the ferrell family.
32. You've dined at "Theodore's on the Lake".
-Never heard of it.
33. You immediatley change the channel when you hear "Hi! this is Goldie Gardner...".
-Who the fuck is that?
34. The winter carnival gets rained out.
-Never happened to me.
35. You call them "Pilot Field" and the "Aud" - no matter what the signs say.
-Actually, i call it 'dunn tire park'.
36. You define summer as three months of bed sledding.
-WTF is bed sledding?
37. Your kids have watched Sesame Street - in French and Spanish.
-Personally, ive only watched it in english, considering thats the language i speak.
38. You don't get a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors.
-One time i had it and could stop coughing then my dads like 'its not that strong' n he drank it and coughed n then my mom drank some n coughed.
39. "Gridlock" means driving home from a football game.
-Very true. I also think of a tupac movie.
40. You wince when someone uses the abbreviation "OJ".
-Nope, i dont wince at all.
41. "Rapid Transit" means hitting all the green lights.
-never heard that term.
alright so out of 41 jokes about buffalo, i agree with 8 of them. apperently i should get the hell outta buffalo cuz im not a true buffalonian.