Dane Cook Concert
So the other night, Saturday night to be exact, Emily and I went to see her favorite comedian Dane Cook in concert. I have heard his stuff and while he was funny, I've heard better. Seeing him do his thing in concert though was one of the funniest and most entertaining thing I have ever seen. He talked for a long time, almost two hours and he said some old jokes, some new jokes, and expanded the stories on some of his favorite jokes. All in all, I have to say that even though there was no music, this is one of the best concerts I have ever been to.
"If you ever use my driveway to turn around in again, I will slit your fucking throat. Dude, are you out of your fucking mind?!? hahaha, two birds, one stone baby."
"The first knuckle is the 'hey what are you doing' knuckle, any further than that, prepared to be donkey kicked. It's a natural reflex."
"...So then I ran up and smacked a nun in the face; and he said, "You really are out of your fucking mind!!!"
"Oh my god, that lady just got hit in the face with a tire!!! A tire just hit that lady in the face, it was horrible. Hey look, they are showing it again in slow motion and at a different angle. She swings her arms in hope of deflecting the tire but it doesn't work. hahaha"
and finally,
"Hahaha John. who the hell is John??? So later that night, she slept punched me in the face and I was mad because she didn't even know she did it. So the longer this went on, the more mad I got to when I finally reached the boiling point, so I *pop* punched her back and pretended to be asleep again."
so all together, it was an awesome concert.
I'm moving this weekend, so come and visit. If you want the address, call me and I'll give it to you.
-Andrew
"If you ever use my driveway to turn around in again, I will slit your fucking throat. Dude, are you out of your fucking mind?!? hahaha, two birds, one stone baby."
"The first knuckle is the 'hey what are you doing' knuckle, any further than that, prepared to be donkey kicked. It's a natural reflex."
"...So then I ran up and smacked a nun in the face; and he said, "You really are out of your fucking mind!!!"
"Oh my god, that lady just got hit in the face with a tire!!! A tire just hit that lady in the face, it was horrible. Hey look, they are showing it again in slow motion and at a different angle. She swings her arms in hope of deflecting the tire but it doesn't work. hahaha"
and finally,
"Hahaha John. who the hell is John??? So later that night, she slept punched me in the face and I was mad because she didn't even know she did it. So the longer this went on, the more mad I got to when I finally reached the boiling point, so I *pop* punched her back and pretended to be asleep again."
so all together, it was an awesome concert.
I'm moving this weekend, so come and visit. If you want the address, call me and I'll give it to you.
-Andrew