Dixie Chicks, eat your hearts out
So, I've decided that my motto for the rest of my tenure in office is going to be "I'm not here to play fucking nice." I don't care if you're broke; I don't care if you're crazy; I don't care if you decided to fuck your new best friend's boyfriend and you were late getting water for the band because the massive jiggling of your fat rolls swayed you into a deep sleep while he was using you as a human waterbed (to quote a friend, "It's like, one pump and then you're on cruise."). I don't care, it's not my problem. What IS my problem is you not doing your job. Your job is simple. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.
That is all.
That is all.