So...this weekend...
You're 80% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!
How Irish Are You?
Don't believe the test results? Saying to yourself, "Now, I know good and darn well that someone with your skin color couldn't possibly be Irish, let alone 80%..."? Well, I'm here to tell you that I am, in fact, not one tiny bit Irish (unless you count "by injection", then I'm REALLY Irish...anyway...): I'm Scottish if anything. REGARDLESS, there will be a late St. Patrick's Day / Sweet Sweet Freedom party this very Saturday held by the gorgeous Miss Julia and myself, and hosted by the ever brilliantly beautiful Miss Kathlynn Coffey. Festivities will begin sometime late that evening (around 8 or 9; that part is still in negotiation), and there might possibly be food (also in negotiation). The party is BMYB (Bring Me Your Booze because I'm clever and it's my party and I want you people to fucking share!) and open to anyone who reads this and a few who don't...but that's not to say that I won't bouncer your ass out if you misbehave or I don't want you there.
For now, that's all I got. Amendments will be made as deemed necessary.