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when the punkin pie is wrong, there's no point in living. someone get a 45mm because if it's still wrong tomorrow, i want three slugs through my left temple. or you could just suggest a place with good punkin pie. in other news, i think i'm crushing on a prospective military nurse which is bad because i think he's graduating in may, and he's kindly offered to tutor me for my pharmacology final (after some innocent requests for study tips). i'm such a wretched whore. someone spank me raw and cover me in warm white cotton sheets.