Wait! I Have a Vision! (Real Fandom Fiction?)
Title: Wait! I have a vision!
Characters/Pairings: lots of mentioned and some not. Dedicated to Misha. And Pony (In Memoriam).
Rating: PG-13 (mostly ‘cause mishmins aren’t safe exactly)
Warnings: stupid humor and idea, hallucination!Misha, mishmins/misha’s faithful minions.
Summary: Consequences of hallucinating awesome actors.
Spoilers: If you don’t know what happened to the Pony… IT GOT EATEN! Okay, now you may read, no more spoilers there ;-)
Disclaimer: I refuse to take responsibility. (There are some links to things even less mine.)
I’m sorry I wrote it. I blame
r_a_j_ka (like always), others mishmins, Misha, Pony and earthquake.
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Sometimes he felt like he should be a girl. Or at least gay. But unfortunately he was neither, which was slightly complicating things. He wondered if he shouldn’t at least change his nickname to something more girly. Just to, you know, avoid all those comments ‘omg! You’re a boy! Straight boy!’ I mean, sure it was nice that people were in awe of him, and he wasn’t stupid, he liked that. A lot. But let’s get serious, there are time in your LJ life when you totally need a more constructive comment than reminder of what sex you are. He could figure that much on his own, thank you very much. And yet, he was still a fandom freak. Apparently as much as straight boys were theoretically welcomed in the fandom, everyone still acted surprised when said boys started to join in the squeeing over the very sexy, very male actors. Straight boys probably weren’t supposed to squee at all… he wasn’t sure about that one, tough. It’s not as if he had enough normal friends to judge his opinion on the subject objectively.
And anyway, Misha was totally worth being squeed over. And it had nothing to do with him being male or sexy. He was just Misha. Too bad no one besides others Mishmins didn’t see the point.
deansgirl0876: hi! U R finally on-line!
deansgirl0876: soooooo many things had happened!
deansgirl0876: mishmish ate his pony!
boogey_man_666: …
boogey_man_666: why?
deansgirl0876: duuuuuuuuuuuude *facepalm*
deansgirl0876: check ur twitter!
(…)
boogey_man_666: OMG.
boogey_man_666: OMC even.
deansgirl0876: *LOL*
deansgirl0876: exactly!
deansgirl0876: now check the links I send you!
deansgirl0876: there are pics! And vid! And t-shirts!
boogey_man_666: I’m not sure I said it already today, but I love this fandom.
deansgirl0876: *LOL*
deansgirl0876: Who doesn’t?
deansgirl0876: SPN FANDOM ROCK! (AND ROLL) (AND SALT AND BURN)
(…)
boogey_man_666: okay. What’s going on with this misha-is-a-hallucination theory?
deansgirl0876: !!! I forgot to tell you! XDDD
deansgirl0876: over all, we decided he’s too awesome to be true!
deansgirl0876: he’s just the massive hallucination!
boogey_man_666: *LOL*
boogey_man_666: U R such freaks!
boogey_man_666: not all awesome people are unreal, u know?
boogey_man_666: I mean, we’re here, right? ;-)
(…)
boogey_man_666: …
boogey_man_666: RIGHT?! :O
The monitor flickered and the lights blinked rapidly. It was stupid, he knew that, but he felt sweat forming on him anyway, sliding down his back. His heart was beating fast in fear. He closed his eyes - just for the moment! - and the world he knew has disappeared. When he opened them again, he was laying in bed.
No SPN DVDs on shelves, no comics books, no dirty fanboy T-shirts laying around on the floor. Well, okay, there were dirty T-shirts laying on the floor but none of them proclaimed his love for Winchester brothers to the world.
He stared at the wall were Dean’s poster used to be, now replaced with a motivator, showing the great photos of pyramids. “You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Expendable Labor.”
He smiled at it and turned his gaze to the ceiling, his mind whirling with thoughts and ideas. He had a great vision. He was determined enough to think he’ll be able to get the money for this project. He could be persuasive, after all he *knew* it was going to be a success. And he will have fans and there was no doubt he knew what kind of power they possessed.
The T-shirt laying next to the bed almost tripped him as he jumped to his feet, running for his laptop.
Power on. Logging in. Opening new Microsoft Word document. TYPING.
“Supernatural” by Eric Kripke.
Boy, but that looked awesome! He almost squeed again.
The End.
Additional Author’s Notes: I tried to link to all the stuff mentioned above. I’m sure there was more, but it’s just as much as I got. Just so you know I’m not trying to steal the fame from the original creators. Nothing linked below is in any form mine (unless I’m taking part in imagining Misha’s existence). I hope the respectful owners won’t mind.
Mentioned Pics , Mentioned Vid , Mentioned Shirts , Mentioned Misha’s Twitter , Mentioned Motivator.
One More Explanation: OMG = Oh My God. OMC = Oh My Castiel. I know, obvious, but I thought I'll explain just in case ;-)
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