Christmas

Dec 22, 2003 17:29

Here is the deal on Christmas. Its fun and all, but it is way too much of a pain in the ass. "What do you want for Christmas?" "I don't know..." Fuck you then, you get nothing. Sometimes around Christmas I would like to just punch the crap out of some random person who happens to be pissing me off. "I'm sorry sir but you can only get store credit for that..." -THWAP!- "Now gimme my money back, you sniveling worm." I guess that is inconsistent with some poeple's notions of "holiday spirit." The next person who says "merry christmas" to me is going to get kicked in the nuts. If it is a girl then I'll come up with something else, and chances are, it will be, because women are so damn chipper and gleeful and most of them could use a shovel or two to the side of the brain just to sort of take the edge off all that giddy spastic holiday ecstasy. Its just another day, people, it isn't like the day you are old enough to finally access your trust fund and splurge on hookers and limos. Get over it.


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