I crippled the crown prince

[andraste_oz]

Cough woke me in the middle of an awesome dream involving Bradley James, dammit. I got up 20 minutes early so as not to wake Rohan. I began idly fiddling with my Merlin action figures.

AND I PULLED ARTHUR'S LEFT HAND RIGHT OFF.

I wan't even trying! There was virtually no effort involved.

Now I have an amputee Arthur. Calling
true_statement!