lube
So i went to the gay bar
where there was five dollar beer
and Lube Wrestling.
well i did it.
not only was it weird to strip down into a tank top and white boxers and be covered in lube.
but i had to fight this chick i went home with once upon a time, and never talked to her again becuase she had a chicken farm and i didnt like it, and she didnt like me.
THEN I GOT KICKED OUT because even though they said there were no rules..somehow i broke them.
cussed out some drag queen.
and got kicked to the street covered in lube and half naked.
I love being 21.
where there was five dollar beer
and Lube Wrestling.
well i did it.
not only was it weird to strip down into a tank top and white boxers and be covered in lube.
but i had to fight this chick i went home with once upon a time, and never talked to her again becuase she had a chicken farm and i didnt like it, and she didnt like me.
THEN I GOT KICKED OUT because even though they said there were no rules..somehow i broke them.
cussed out some drag queen.
and got kicked to the street covered in lube and half naked.
I love being 21.