Who? What? When? Where? Why?
The Five Ws:
WHO
Who was the first person you wanted to be like?: Optimus Prime... yes Optimus Prime is a person.
Who do you think raised you the most: your mom or dad?: neither more than the other
Who have you not been completely honest with lately?: I don't hold back.
Who is the last person in your family to die?: I think my great-grandmother.
Who do you think is the most attractive person you know?: Besides me? :P
Who are you willing to die for?: This is a situationally dependent situation.
Who has a crush on you right now?: I assume everyone. It's the only reasonable answer I can think of right now.
Who do you want to get to know more?: I know most people fairly well.
Who would star as you in the movie about your life?: Daniel Craig is already in it!
Who did you go to your senior prom with?: I didn't go because I wasn't in town.
Who is the nicest person you've ever met?: I am.
Who taught you how to ride a bike?: Dad.
Who has been annoying you lately?: Oddly enough, I haven't been annoyed lately.
Who do you regret ever knowing?: I don't have regrets.
Who do you think will read this when you're done?: Only people I force to read it.
WHAT
What's your bedroom's color scheme?: Summer Breeze. :P
What kind of ice do you prefer: cubed or crushed?: Meh... doesn't matter.
What languages do you speak fluently?: Swahili.
What about you sets you apart from the crowd?: Apart from my godlyness, I'll say my silver pants.
What impact have you made, however big or small?: I only make big impacts.
What is your favorite game show?: Classic Concentration... remember that one?
What would you most likely go to jail for?: I won't get caught.
What is the first thing you do when you get your paycheck cashed?: My pay gets deposited direct to my account.
What are you most uncomfortable with about yourself?: I tend not to be uncomfortable.
What's the first thing that you notice about someone?: That they're there.
What celebrity do people tell you that you look like?: Brad Pitt. :P
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?: Get pissed that I'm awake. It's a great way to start the day.
What's one thing people would never expect you to do?: I don't know... ask them.
What do you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?: Be happy... all the time.
WHEN
When did you lose your first tooth?: When I was a kid. :P
When did you lose your virginity?: When I was 15.
When is the last time you puked?: Saturday... in a museum... good times. Lesson learned: Goldshlager may actually kill you.
When do you want to get married?: Soonish.
When do you think you'll die?: I won't.
When is the appropriate time to bring up bad news?: ASAP.
When was the last time you visited a doctor?: Summer of 1999.
When is it the easiest for you to fall asleep?: When I'm tired.
When do you usually wake up?: 7am when working. Whenever when I'm not working.
When did you take Algebra 1 -- and pass?: Jr. High.
When did you start learning about puberty?: Grade 6, I believe.
When is your parents' anniversary?: June 23.
When did you get tired of answering these questions?: Halfway through "WHAT".
WHERE
Where were you when the first 9/11 attacks happened?: I was in my office at Caper Radio.
Where did you have your first kiss?: Heh... grade primary. :P
Where do you feel the most comfortable?: Pretty much anywhere.
Where is the last place you found something you'd lost?: The last place that I looked for that particular thing.
Where do you like to go for fun?: Caper Radio.
Where would you take someone for a first date?: Wherever. It's another situationally dependent answer.
Where do you refuse to go?: Wherever I don't want to go.
Where do you keep the things you don't want people to find?: Not that I have things I don't want people to see, but why would I tell if I didn't want them to see?
Where is the party usually at?: It follows me around.
Where is the perfect place to get to know someone?: A plain, empty room.
Where is the last place you broke up with someone?: At her house.
Where do you wish you lived?: I want to have several places of residence.
Where was your secret hiding spot as a kid?: My closet.
Where did or do you go to school?: Sydney River Elementary, Malcolm Munroe, Riverview, UCCB.
Where are you going after this?: To the moon.
WHY
Why are you in the position that you're in?: It's comfortable.
Why would you give someone five dollars?: Because they asked and they needed it for a reasonable reason.
Why aren't you out doing something else?: There's nothing else to do.
Why are gas prices so high?: Idiots.
Why is the sky blue?: Because of the gases in the Earth's atmosphere and the frequency of light waves passing through the atmosphere.
Why do you think JFK was assassinated?: Because people didn't have blogs back then to occupy their time.
Why would anyone go out of their way to please someone?: Because they're nice, or they like them, or they want something in return. Take your pick.
Why are you on MySpace?: I don't like MySpace.
Why do or don't you like the current president?: Which president?
Why do you cry at movies?: Because the blast from Mew and Mewtwo killed Ash, and Pikachu was doing his damndest to revive him. *sniff*
Why would you fall in love with someone?: Because.
Why do you talk the way you do?: So people can understand what I'm saying.
Why are you single (or taken)?: Because that's the way life works.
Why are you happy to be done?: Meh... this survey hasn't affected me that much.