Owies
Sprained/cracked/hmmm, these X-rays are inconclusive my ankle falling off the front steps while saving a cat from a burning zombie ninja. Left foot is angled about twenty degrees right, ankle looks like a basketball. Weirdly, no bruising yet. Am allowed half an hour on computer with it up on a package of 48 toilet paper rolls before I'm back on the couch.
Would like a "poor sweet baby" now...
Would like a "poor sweet baby" now...