Problem Solving with Dr. Phobos Sign (F.UR. Ph.D)

[andphobosblinks]

Because it always seems as though people refuse to take one seriously when on states that one is childfree (ethics, environmentalism, self-awareness, stupidity - whatever), I've been coming up with an alternative proclamation, with which to arrange a more satisfactory outcome.

Lo:

You: I can't have children... [pause]
Overzealous Childlover: Oh my! I'm so sorry! (Or something to the effect.)
You: ... My parole restrictions won't allow it. Little brats should've learned to shut up...

Voilá. Problem solved.