While at Sam's Club

Mar 16, 2009 00:59

So Tim and I are standing in line checking out when I look over and see this woman and went... wow. Now this isn't a WOW check out that chic! This is more a WOW.. uhh... just say no. When you reach a certain age, no matter how good your body looks, there are just some things you really really really don't need to wear... especially if it makes you look like an old hooker trying too hard.

Me: "Oh.. wow.. yeah.. no. Check that out."

Tim: "Yeah.. saw that."

Me: "So.. is that a MILF?" We tease each other all the time. Most people think you shouldn't look at other people and comment on how good they look. In this case it really wasn't appealing, but the teasing is fun.

Tim: "Uh.. no."

Me: "Wait.. my bad, she's a GILF, right?" *snickering* Grandmother I'd Like to you know what.

Tim: O_O "Hell no! Don't even go there! Oh.. geez... think I threw up a bit in my mouth."
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