(010) the people all around me → voice post

[andmybow]

It has been a most peculiar day so far. I wish to posit certain facts, as it seems the populaton of this City has lost its basic discretion

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[haleysings]

See, I've tried to tell the fangirls before that it's not like that, but they never listen.

[andmybow]

... Fangirls?

[haleysings]

They're ordinary human girls, transformed into hideous, screeching beasts that want to watch elves copulate.

Well, some of them. Some of the others just like plushies.

[andmybow]

They did not seem like victims transformed by magic or such a thing when I encountered them, though your description does sound most worrisome.

I am afraid, however, that I fail to grasp the concept of plushies. What is such a thing?

[haleysings]

Oh, they're dolls made out of plush fabric to look like people or animals. They're good for huggling. I have a lot of them! Sadly I can't make any yet, though, so no elf plushies for me.

[andmybow]

You wish to acquire a doll made after the image of an elf?

[haleysings]

Well, I was always fonder of the hobbits, but I like elfs, too!

[andmybow]

So you are familiar with the hobbits as well, then?

[haleysings]

Oh, yes! Pippin was always my favorite.

[andmybow]

Pippin is certainly pleasant and enjoyable company.

[haleysings]

Yes! With a good sense of humor. Although I guess sometimes he might be a pain to adventure with.

[andmybow]

Every one of the Fellowship, perhaps with the exception of the dwarf, have something valuable to offer in their way.

[haleysings]

Gimli has value too, and I think you know it.

[andmybow]

Perhaps. Though he remains a dwarf.