(006) within a mile of home → voice post

[andmybow]

I-- I am afraid I do not understand this.

I was merely on the way back to the campside. How did I get here? I must still be in the City, for this is unlike any place on Middle Earth I am familiar with, but where is this?

[A pause. The sound of an arrow being released from a bow and the grunt of someone- or something? Footsteps, almost too light

Comments

[wolfspecialist]

Hang on. Are you saying you're lost?

[andmybow]

I cannot seem to find my way.

[wolfspecialist]

But you're an elf.

[andmybow]

I am well aware of that, Billy.

[wolfspecialist]

Just saying ...

Are you okay?

[andmybow]

I am as well as can be expected, considering I find myself in a territory unknown to me, surrounded by not few creatures intent on attacking me.

[wolfspecialist]

Creatures like what? You've got your weapons, right?

[andmybow]

They do not appear unlike Orks. And yes, I do carry my bow and ample supply of arrows with me. I am not in immediate danger.

[wolfspecialist]

If they're anything like the orcs in the movie ... ew.

Want some help?

[andmybow]

I do not know what the orcs in the movie look like, as I have not seen it. But I can assure you that in reality, orcs are not beautiful creatures.

I would certainly appreciate help in finding my way out, as I seem to be incapable of doing so myself.

[wolfspecialist]

Kind of slimy in some scenes. Bad teeth, bad skin, bad everything. Pointed ears, too. Guess somebody read The Silmarillion.

Gimme a minute to change and I'll see what I can manage.

[andmybow]

That is a fitting description of orcs. What is The Silmarillion?

Change?

(ooc: ... Does Legolas know Billy's a werewolf? *makes thinky face*)

[wolfspecialist]

They didn't just write your story down. They wrote down all the big stuff before it, from Eru creating the Valar through the sinking of Beleriand, and they named it after the Silmarils. There are a bunch of other books, too.

You know, into a wolf?

[OOC: No idea. :-/]

[andmybow]

You are saying the whole history of my world is written in books of your world. That is most extra-ordinary.

You change into a wolf.

(ooc; ... L-let's say he didn't have a clue!)

[wolfspecialist]

Pretty much.

Um, yeah. I'm a werewolf.

[andmybow]

I must say this revelation does puzzle me.

A... werewolf?