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[You may be familiar with Rarity's elegant yet readable cursive, and today it's stretching across the page in a ink that just slightly sparkles.]
If I could have everyone's attention, I would like to remind you that setting your housemate's cat on fire is entirely unacceptable. Opalescence is a very delicate creature, and she does not deserve to be treated so roughly! I'm well aware that she was in no danger, but it's the principle of the thing.
Bonfires are meant for celebration, not... shenanigans.
[Fellow Ravenclaws may have seen her freaking the fuck out over Opal apparently burning up until realizing the flames were harmless.]
If I could have everyone's attention, I would like to remind you that setting your housemate's cat on fire is entirely unacceptable. Opalescence is a very delicate creature, and she does not deserve to be treated so roughly! I'm well aware that she was in no danger, but it's the principle of the thing.
Bonfires are meant for celebration, not... shenanigans.
[Fellow Ravenclaws may have seen her freaking the fuck out over Opal apparently burning up until realizing the flames were harmless.]