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Oct 16, 2006 00:18

10 Ways To Irritate Someone Who Works At A Pet Store.
by Someone Who Works At A Pet Store.

1. Stand really close to me, talk in a loud voice, and never look me in the face.

2. Ask me why the birds dont fly out of the petter.

3. Tell me you want a fish and then stand directly in front of the tank so i have to work around you.

4. Stand behind me at the sink and get as close as you can possibly can to me and watch me put our fish in a bag.

5. Fish cant live in tap water!

6. The 2 foot snakes are NOT going to bust through the glass and EAT YOU!

7. Puppies nibble. They're NOT aggressive at 8 weeks old.

8. Blame me for items you think are too expensive, because i OBVIOUSLY price them all and am trying to rip you off.

9. Get mad at me when your credit app. isnt approved (for the dog you obviosly cant afford)

10. Please don't read the sign on the ferret cage that says you must be at least 17 to handle.
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