Footy song...

[andjill]

Only Bristolians could make "Germany" and "Rooney" rhyme!



http://www.gwrfmbristol.co.uk/showsanddjs/breakfast/article/bfdf55f0-441f-4fd8-8e51-3a8e9989c648

"Bush & Troy Vs. The Wurzels..... "It’s Peter Crouch in Lederhosen"

Guten morgan Mister German,

Ist der ein pub nearby?

Ich Komme from Bristol, Bristol,

Can I have a pork pie, pork pie

Kevin Keegan, Bobby Charlton,

And Gazza’ s magic feet

Geoff Hurst’s a Wembley hat-trick hero

Maradonna is a Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Gonna eat pasties in Germany

Gonna drink cider with Wayne Rooney

Cos his metatarsal’s broken

It’s Peter Crouch in Lederhosen [Refrain...]

Thierry Henry lives in Hartcliffe,

Next door to Zinedine Zidane

Ronaldinho lives in Nemptnet Thrubwell

Down the road from my Nan, my Nan.

Stevie G & Fat Frankie

Bendy Beckham free kicks

Rooney’s injured but we got that Joe Cole

Erickson should go for 4-5-1 with Michael Carrick in the holding role

Gonna eat pasties in Germany

Gonna drink cider with Wayne Rooney

Cos his metatarsal’s broken

It’s Peter Crouch in Lederhosen [Refrain...]

We always go out on penalties

To the Argies or Germany

We may not have that Wayne Rooney

We’ve got Rio and John Terry

And Gary Neville…

Gonna eat pasties in Germany

Gonna drink cider with Wayne Rooney

Cos his metatarsal’s broken

It’s Peter Crouch in Lederhosen [Refrain...]